I had a dream where literally all my teeth were falling out, and I could feel it. It felt like a mouthful of unpopped popcorn kernels. Not recommended

Of course buy annuities! What do you have against hardworking insurance salesmen financial advisors earning the commissions they deserve?

Example of what? Man’s innocent until proven guilty.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

And sell the Tesla to…?

Just shit in the sink to establish dominance

I pledge allegiance

To the flag

The inconsistency is the point. No consistent schedule makes it harder to get a second job, so you are always available to cover “just in case”.

• Automakers will use tariffs as an excuse to raise prices 25%

Larger denominations will never be issued. Almost all financial transactions are digital and traceable these days, whether it be to investigate crime or more effectively market to you. The powers that be will never give that up. All they have to do is wait for inflation to erode away the practicality of carrying cash, at which point no financial dealings will ever happen without your Visa/MC/Amex masters knowing about it.

And yet here we are

And homelessness

I’m getting a raging clue right now

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Not with that attitude it’s not

Says them. What are they going to do, fire me?

Then think “I’ll figure it out later” but you never do. Only to be reminded of it a month later when you happen to see it scroll by in an apt-or-whatever package upgrade.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I should check that thing out again” you think to yourself. But you never do. Repeat for eternity.

Before I die I want to be called out by name in a GitHub RCA.

It’s called WiFi smh

Did you know that you can download podcasts and play them without internet?

This one got me the other day.