

They should check under the couch cushion.


They should check under the couch cushion.


Lucky it was a black bear.


Huh it’s almost as if a bumbling administration, starting wars, and dumb as fuck policies internationally and at home is a stupid way to go.


If only he’d be as upset about American police and DHS treatment and killings of Americans.


This war has really shown the resilience and ingenuity of the people of Ukraine. From the early days of farmers using their tractors to tow away Russian armor. The grandmother giving seeds to russian troops. So their corpses will fertilize the seeds.
From the early conversion of consumer drones for surveillance and dropping handgrenades. Developing their own drone & anti-drone capabilities. Using underwater drones to defeat russia’s navy.
Just bravo Ukraine Bravo. Keep it up.


Yeah I saw the same clip and yeah it was empty.


This is my surprised face


But have you seen the stock market? /s


Some places like to criminalize giving hot or cold food to the homeless.
I’d swap the toast for a flour tortilla and make a breakfast burrito.


Yes all them other peoples had the sex so you could also have the sex.


Waymo be like



That’s just because your mom and dad had the sexy time. Before that your grandparents had the sexy time. And that process continues all the way back to Mitochondrial Eve.
TLDR a lot of sex was had to eventually produce you. So no pressure, but don’t screw up all that effort that was put in over the ages.


I’ve been enjoying seeing Ms Peaches and this baby girl on TikTok
Yeah well fuck you too.
It’s gonna be a lot better if you focus on doing things you can. Hopefully most of those things are enjoyable and fulfilling. Somethings will be hard though. That’s ok because it helps you enjoy the good.
Edit: words get harder the more rum you have


I’m guessing they will also only process visas of certain phenotypes.
Trump got red mad when confronted by a real interview.