I read somewhere that tux and gnu are in a relationship and Xenia is Thier rebellios adoptive daughter and it’s my favorite headcanon

I mean I never had any issues with ThinkPad repairs ever, I think you still get parts for like real dinosaurs.

Damn I feel called out

Och nö nicht schon wieder

Who would have thought that the Nazi party is also a traitor to the country they “love” so dearly, nobody would have seen that

That’s is probably what I thought about, pretty easy to get things mixed with my surface level documenty knowledge. Just remembered that there was a creature that gives you a boner and you may die if it’s untreated.

Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)

Best headline 2026 so far lmfao

Unused ram is wasted ram. Change my mind

Why would they need an extra camera on a drone that already got two

Well it’s a meme old as time, I bet you find cave drawings about it

Then maybe a ramp that flips cars to the middle of the road and the passengers get better seats or some kind of Convair system that drags cars into a shredder

Well maybe it’s time that bus and tram get a cow plow at the front like trains had.

The last time the big companies that help also got their own concentration camps.

Lmao I didn’t had “bypassing corpo surveillance with a vtuber software” on my 2026 bingo

I mean from all the stuff you get at default I would recommend Mint just because you rarely ever have to touch the terminal and it just works. And well if you game alot and want a bit of console feeling steam os or bazzite. Well every distro can basically what every other distro can just the initial packag is different

I mean you could also open three terminals two left one right snapped to the side of the desktop, one runs htop the big one runs cmatrix and the bottem one is just ping 1.1.1.1

People still out here saying that Linux isn’t user friendly while I all my friends never touched the terminal the whole time they use mint and steam os

So everyone or at least the Major pillars are pedos. That’s definitely what every one wanted to hear /s

Als Handwerkerin habe ich noch nie Schwarz gearbeitet, wer möchte den auch schon 25€/h unversteuert bekommen und sich mit gerade mal 5-10 Stunden die Woche extra Arbeit zwei bis drei Monate extra reguläres Gehalt bekommen