It shouldn’t be offensive to ask, but personally, I hate the question. Not because I think it’s rude or lazy, but because I never have an answer. If I want something that’s under $50 or so, I just buy it, and anything I can’t afford, I feel guilty asking someone else for it, because everyone I know is about as broke as I am.

If your poker table isn’t dealing a whole deck every hand, you should find a new table.

Blackjack is for counting cards, because they use a continuous sleeve of decks. For poker, you have to read people.

It really doesn’t take much math skill to count 5 cards.

God’s a RINO!!!

I won’t download it, but my wife uses it, and it still sucks me in. You’re right, there is great information on there. It taught my wife how to raise and propagate all the plants in our house. But, once it starts causing more harm than good, it’s time to drop it.

I was expecting you to say you lost it during a handshake and it was stuck to the interviewer’s hand!

Glad for you it didn’t! 😂

Then I’m not a bad person for calling you an asshole.

We had a black lab graduate yesterday!

My shop sells $30 ounces. Never met a dealer slinging that cheap.

Nah. Regulation is key.

Anyone who’s had to sit on a stranger’s mysteriously moist couch in a filthy dark apartment for an hour waiting for “his guy” to buy an underweight bag of shitty flower knows that being able to walk in, and buy exactly what you want when you want it is FAR superior to that bullshit.

I would rather my money went to drug dealers than to capitalists exploiting addiction.

Those are the same thing, just with different amounts of revenue.

Someone gave me some 50mg gummies to try. Felt a little funny for about an hour. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nice try, Doppelganger!

You’ve been using the wrong drugs.

Oh good. I’m not the only one.

Wow. I can honestly say I spend less than an hour a week on all of those. I wasn’t expecting that.

Sure you can. You might just need a bigger stick.

Someone posted this exact thing ten minutes before you did.

I’ll have to take your word for it, I’m not listening to that voice any more than necessary.

The point of the community is not to share good jokes that they have found from comics. It’s to share a single frame that, without the rest of the page, has a different connotation than originally intended.

Usually, the older the comic, the more likely you’ll run into these cases. Modern comics are written with modern language in mind. Today Archie is MUCH less likely to say how “gay he is” because nobody really uses that term to mean happy anymore.