Rhonda Sandtits

Another comment linked to a reddit post where Proton explained what happened.

Yeah, the credit card was on file for recurring payments.

it used to be very expensive to do it. Now it blew right on through free, and into highly profitable

Fuck! Never even thought about like that.

Everything in your post is too well put together. I think we just found Edward Snowden’s Lemmy account.

He described the burger with the word gooeyness

Ew.

I’m not here to sign up for the class action suit, but I would like to sign up for the lemon party.

Do NOT tell anybody in the office that you use Libre Office.
If you do, you will be blamed for every problem anyone encounters.

Font size looks incorrect - Carl’s fault for using libre office to edit the file (even though you never worked on that project at all).

Paper jamb in the printer - Carl’s fault for printing a document from that weird libre office program.

I got fired for saying something racist on twitter - Carl’s fault for using that weirdo libre shit.

This dude was interviewed on British TV a while back. It was amazing how open about the whole thing he was.

He wanted to raise awareness because if he had sought medical help when he was young, the likelihood of medical intervention being successful is greatly increased.
He wants other people to go get help if they need it.

We’d be out at the bar

LOL! What psychopath sits at the bar with earbuds in?

Same here, man.
My entire day is ruined.

Trump: Have The Rolling Stones killed

JD: But sir, those aren’t…

Trump: DO AS I SAY!

Guess who can swim!

Meanwhile, we have two members of Mark Zuckerberg’s legal team sitting in court wearing facial recognition capable glasses.

The Judge also ordered them to dispose of anything they had already recorded.
No way of actually checking that they did delete anything, but the possibility of footage or photos being leaked by a disgruntled worker, etc would be a massive liability for those two idiots.

Microplastics are stored in the balls.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36948312/

The only consequences I want to read about are prison sentences

Seeing this screenshot has prompted me to watch it tonight as well.

“Smell this!”
"Ew, what’s that?
“MY ASS”

According to Google, the idea of replacing current tools with open-source programs would not contribute to economic growth.

It would be more accurate to call it artificial economic growth.
But, these fuckheads would get laughed out of town if they told the truth.

Oscar Pistorius was charged and convicted.

This case exposes USA as a bigger shit-hole than fucking South Africa. That is really saying something!

Oh wow, I hadn’t seen that one. Williams is great there.

I only knew the skit where Hartman played Reagan as a dementia riddled moron in public but an evil scheming mastermind behind closed doors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8

That was actor Phil Hartman.
You may remember him from other roles, such as Bill McNeal from Newsradio, Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons, and Chocolate Block from the M&Ms ads.

Yeah, Vanilla Ice is the only surprise in that list.
Wonder what the story is there.