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Between this bullshit and what seems like every Triple-Eh publisher suddenly developing massive diamond-hard boners for Denuvo (you’re welcome), it’s almost enough to make me want to go full Console Peasant. almost.

Just one more reason why the obsession with the latest greatest OMGWTF HIGH DEFINITION GRAPHICS is the worst thing to happen to gaming since the Atari Jaguar.

Honestly, that’s pretty much the major highlight of the expansion for me as well is having more dye channels.

I thought that on Tumblr, every single character from any popular franchise was bisexual? /halfjoking

Well on the bright side, I’m sure that THIS will be the one that gets developers/publishers to stop spamming the market with so many half-baked Live Service games, and while we’re at it, get consumers to stop jumping on The Latest Greatest Live Service, right? laugh/sob

Path of Exile. If you say anything positive about it you get shit for being a mindless fanboy, and if you say anything negative about it you’re a mindless hater. Plus the whole “zoom zoom” meta

Go home Dad, you’re drunk.

Sadly, it doesn’t make the paying customers STOP paying, which means it’s just going to keep. F*cking. Happening.

And if you believe a word of that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you (in the general sense)

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct!

boomer thanking a younger person for anything

Found the fake boomer /hj

I feel like I should be yelling at those damned whippersnappers to get off my lawn, with all their Instagrams and Spotifies and Youtubes

Alas, poor Reddit, I knew them well

Same. I don’t begrudge the people who want to salt and burn their Reddit history, but I’m leaving my old posts up for anybody who might be helped by them (plus most of them are just shitposts anyways)

Thank goodness for that at least. It can’t come soon enough

Dunno, I haven’t seen anything pop up in Firefox running uBlock Origin, on either desktop or mobile (hint hint)

So now we’re on the “Blame anybody and everybody BUT ourselves” stage. Lovely. <s>Because OF COURSE the consumers are wrong to be unhappy about misleading-to-outright-false marketing selling them a product that didn’t actually exist outside of the marketing pages (like a game that was playable on XB1/PS4. ZING!)</s>

Hype culture needs to die in a fire. Preferably one fueled by all the cash that’s going to the marketing departments.

Like always.

Never assume that “malice” and “incompetence” are mutually exclusive.

Just don’t fire all the missiles at Reddit, it won’t cushion the fall. It would be hilarious though. But still don’t.