@grok can you show me on this markov chain doll, where elon touched you

elon made grok too racist to cum

it’s real elon tuned grok wrong and now it’s a rhodesian neopartisan

starting a fight over hash browns at 4AM in the Waffle House across the plaza from the Sistine Chapel

high agency/competence individuals looking at space and wondering if their fear of the single most hostile environment to terrestrial life stopped them from “achieving” “greatness”

versus “high” “agency/competence” individuals looking at space and wondering if staying on the “backwater province” would have stopped the water boiling off their rapidly desiccating eyeballs during a hab failure in hard vacuum

2003 :: against me!'s hit single “sink, florida, sink”

2025 :: farallon plate subduction’s hit single “sink, america, sink”

he’s gonna walk

devs nerf motherfucker p2w garbage oneshots all classes from midrange

head to head cage match folding chair ladder battle between this tweet and the white house ghiblified rendition of a crying immigrant tweet, the winner gets the DOGE intern that tweeted it publicly executed

lol the one legend cabbie still doing it the old fashioned way

always a little mood boost to see the worst fuckheads crater themselves in public

this happens every two or three years and for six months afterwards my youtube recs are all small motor repairmen taking apart lawnmowers

le stubs toe FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

le sips too hot coffee FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

derpina doesn’t like you anon FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

no no you MUST elaborate or we’re gonna have a problem

brown or cream gravy

as a result of the industrial revolution and its effects on agriculture, a sharp upward trend occurred in the mass cultivation and consumption of the beanis (our fates were sealed soon thereafter)

the stoat is a vicious and bloodthirsty killer (whose a cute lil’ vicious and bloodthirsty killer, YOU are! yes YOU are!)

elon walks into the pentagon and says take me to the black budget wing and they walk him into a janitor’s closet and he’s never seen again

with respect to the crisis at hand: zamn am i bricked up rn. bro i am TENTED.

-Chuck Schumer

trump walked out on thin ice with the business class but the business class freaks that were already standing out there on the thin ice of current market context went “woah woah hold it there big guy there is ALREADY not enough room out here on the thin ice, you got no business walking on ice this thin”

libcons and overton windowmaxxers for nearly 30 years: (vaguely) China is doing a trade war on us!

china today: moo hoo ha ha