Socialism is when United Kingdom, and the more United the Kindom is, the more socialister. And when it’s the EMPIRE, it’s communism!

Understandable, now try with hands.

there was mostly no other field work during that time

Field not, but there was there was absolute shitton of field-related work in winter too, threshing alone was so labour intensive that it could took months.

Herkimer Battle Jitney

The Herkimer Battle Jitney is an armored tank created by the military for purely defensive purposes. At some point it was abandoned and sent to a junkyard

he and his team, the Mystery Men, needed it for an upcoming battle with the villain, Casanova Frankenstein

Sounds plausible ngl, except those defensive purposes

Pizza parties instead of money

They were colonial landowners, only thing differing them from the old decrepit British aristocracy was the lack of old decrepit titles and being snubbed on salons by them. And considering that their slogan was “no taxation without representation” (for them ofc, poors and slaves should just not be seen), seems it was also what bothered them greatly.

Most lethal army in the world (i mean sure, but only for the unarmed civilians).

Yeah that would be the only canon version.

Make owls sacred birds and dirt a sacrament?

Invite all the priest to Vatican and go separation of church from the state, Cersei Lannister style.

Would be welcomed considering church was and sometimes still is biggest single landowner except state in most catholic countries in Europe.

I would try to sabotage the church however i could, but i would probably ended up worse than John Paul I who got offed not even for trying but for looking as if he could be trying to change anything for the better.

Alternatively i would leave the power structure as it is but i should follow the bishop Zebrzydowski adage about worshipping the goat, write some ultraheresy decrees and perform black masses in Vatican.

I can’t say about metro, since not even that long ago the map of entirety of metro in Poland could be put on a pen (and now on cross), but while indeed public transport and MtG tourneys are often the sources of olfactory assaults, it is still very rarily shit. And when it is it is usually coming from the mouth of MtG players from visible alcoholics being too drunk to control their bodies.

I get what do you mean, but militant antitechnological mass movement with sufficient quasi-religious fervor is horrible thing to think of (fortunately it is very unlikely) because in current conditions it would inevitably be hijacked by the far right. Which i imagine did happened in the original Dune (where Butlerian Jihad was something more like this and not typical skynet trope like in Brian’s Dune).

I don’t even read a book when it mentions Eldar on the back cover, because while slightly less than exodites, they also always serve as a easily killed gore background (completely unlike the lore about them), and as general elf trope this horse is so dead and so beaten up it reminds me more of a fossil grounded up by steam hammer.

About Ynnari i guess they will be retconned to a total failure at some point because we really cannot have any hope in Warhammer and especially not for the Aeldari.

Peak performance was Fire Warrior book based on computer game where the author didn’t filled it with unimportant crap but surprisingly followed the game and thus a lone fresh Fire Warrior beat the living shit out of everything Imperium thrown at him. Best xeno book ever.

Inifinite and the Divine was also great, but included exodites being genocided too so at least two points minus for that.

Ork and grot stuff can be fun too, especially Da Big Dakka was fun for many reasons including completely surprising genuine drukhari romance.

Yeah, like every single appearance of exodites i encounter anywhere is solely for the sake of genociding them. And there is afaik no tyranid PoV book because it would entirely break tyranid lore lol.

i just get this urge to start the Butlerian Jihad.

You want to regress entire humanity to the mix of slavery, feudalism and capitalism with global monopoly for transport and secretive ubermensch cults in the background?

there are all of 11 full sisters novels

I had read one and a lot of cameo mentions in other books and there wasn’t anything even remotely sexual mentioned, every single sister seemed just incredibly psychologically repressed to the maximum on many levels and areas, so they frequently snapped and were reduced to the absolutely gross state of Repentia which seems to be closer to open Khorne worship than anything else.

Also i’ve yet to seen any appearance of SoB that won’t end with them being massacred either entirely or nearly entirely, even worse than guard penal legions.

Sparkling ice

Brave