I worked at a Ben and Jerry’s “factory”, so I’m a bit of an expert, and there is something wrong with yours. Either your freezer is not turned high enough or your BJ dealer is not reputable, but those pints freeze solid af if you get em cold, and solid af is just the way I like my BJs

The dream

If a job wanted to pay me $50/hr, I would actually try.

Guys, it’s true, we do.

In the kindest most agreeing way: No. Shit.

Absolutely. That wall is going great I’ve heard, 9 years out and looking promising as ever

Coffee, a police station tow yard, and Tasmanian Devil (something about the level of enthusiasm)

I was once explaining to someone how a group of my family is part of a “religion” which is really a cult. I was saying how females (being inclusive of the adult women and young girls) in this cult have no body autonomy and how fucked up it is. I was interrupted to be informed that the term female should not be used. They interrupted my explanation of how my fucking family member is being forced to get pregnant over and over, how the girls are being treated like property or pets, because correcting my use of the word female was more important. I will never forget or forgive this moment. I hope this anecdote highlights priorities for everyone that has such a strong opinion about this. Also, I imagine if I wasn’t male, this would have been a nonissue. I don’t know about anyone else, but I actually do want equality. Double standards are outdated.

Rather myopic to assume that everyone has the same experience. I’m about to go to a family member’s service, literally today, and that is not the case at all.

That actually might be another way to get it off

That’s literally their job. I do not want my politicians acting as cops, and I sure as hell don’t want cops acting as politicians.

Scamwich.

Burr go brrrrrrrrr

I mean his last special was absolute shit so don’t blame yah

Yeah, I’m a bit of a hoarder too. On the plus side, you need an hdmi, mini usb, or old iphone cord? I gotchu.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Probably quantum entanglement, which we (and certainly I) don’t fully understand yet

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Might as well say Luser

That’s right, you’re a maverick freedom fighter, not an idiot. Keep it up bruv