I’m not wearing my glasses and misread the title of this post. I’m having a lot of little coincidences today, this Oglaf I was reading a few minutes ago is oddly relevent.

Is this the ai piss filter at work making the background yellow?

I hate how jaded I’ve become, I don’t trust this to not be slop though.

I can easily imagine a mother getting her child to write/draw a thank you note, especially for a situation like this. This is literally just basic manners.

Did that make you feel better? I bet it did. Go on, let it all out. Tell me all the shitty things you’ve assumed about me because being angry at me is easier than accepting the world is ending.

Lmao, don’t worry about your pension, the water wars will get you long before you’re old enough to retire. Billions upon billions of us will die in the next 50 years.

There’s more people alive now than ever before. This insane need for infinite increases on a finite planet is why the world is ending.

Smart phones and short form content aren’t causing birth rates to decrease, that started decades ago when western women started getting access to contraception and gaining human rights.

Climate collapse, resource depletion, the enshittification of everything and my ever growing misanthropy, are exactly why I’m refusing to procreate.

And no, climate collapse and resource depletion are not just affecting the global south. Not by a long shot.

90% of earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050

Global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030

Global human population has surpassed Earth’s sustainable carrying capacity.

Global carbon emissions are still rising

The latest CFSv2 model runs now show the Nino 3.4 SST anomaly forecast peaking at 4.10°C in November.

The arctic sea ice extent is declining rapidly and we’re likely headed into a Blue Ocean Event later this year, and potentially a double BOE depending on how the El Nino and summer in the southern hemisphere go.

June 2026 came in as the second warmest on record since 1940 at 1.39°C above the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline, second only to 2024 at 1.50°C above the baseline

The world is likely to exceed a key global warming target soon but the earths alebedo with the declining sea ice and lack of cloud cover will impact these numbers massively and isn’t being predicted for, which means that 4.5c above the baseline by 2060 is now possible.

The catholics who participate in cannibalistic blood and flesh rituals every Sunday?

Yeah, you should totally go tell them that they’re doing it wrong and being disrespectful to the legacy of ol’ Oily Josh. I’m sure that hasn’t caused a schism yet.

Oh wait… what was your point again?

If he’s talking about how loving and kind god is, it’s the higher realm one.

The demiurge is the insane temper tantrum of a god described in the old testament.

Talking is such an overwhelming method of communication though, and it requires constant and very precise, physical and mental coordination to be effective.

I sound stupid and crazy when I try to talk, all the sensory input fries my brain and makes me panic.

I believe that’s actually a modern perception and textiles were originally a male dominated field.

Yeah, fuck all the female dominated histories of all the various textile cultures around the world, someone on the internet told me it was men who probably did it first, and women obviously just copied them! So if men want to get into textiles again now they have every right to push out any reminder of women ever being involved!

Just to be clear, the above paragraph is sarcasm. Exasperated but unsurprised, sarcasm.

Deus ex machina.

Fun little coincidence, it’s a screen grab from this video I was watching about Gnosticism earlier today.

The need to de-centre women from traditionally female technologies, crafts and occupations in order to appeal and cater to men’s interests, is kinda upsetting though.

Just this god of this failed material realm that we’re in.

They believe this reality was a mistake and the god of it is an imposter who’s either gormless or actively cruel, depending on which sect.

There is a higher realm above this one though with the true big daddy good guy god in it, and that’s who Jesus was on about in the new testament.

Jesus is more like a prophet to gnostics as he’s the first one to pick up on and preach about the higher realm god.

(I’ve been weirdly into learning about gnosticism lately, it’s fascinating stuff.)

Nor does spouting shit and doubling down with yet more shit when you’re corrected.

Anyway, why would I want to be friends with you? That shit you spouted wasn’t even funny bro.

You said something wrong and were corrected and instead of taking it graciously, you doubled down and ‘um akshually’ three times now by moving the goal posts to desperatly cling on to being ‘correct’

First time, apparently you know secret, but very common, but not so common it’s on wikipedia, information about how British ‘tea’ culture terms have been transposed.

Second time, apparently no, you weren’t even talking about the UK when you offered to explain british ‘tea’ culture to any foriengers here.

And now thirdly, oops it was all a joke! You didn’t mean to claim any authority on the subject, it was just owo silly boy humour and I’m a big ugly meanie for calling you out.

Lmao, this was hella embarrassing to watch you go through.

Next time you’re corrected, take it on the chin and don’t double down with your bullshit. It only makes you look bad.

It’s a rich poor thing just as much as a north south thing.

This however also directly correlates with the historical rich/poor divide of the country.

The south has historically been richer, and this is still seen today even with the wealth accumilation that major cities have developed.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/visualisations/dvc1370/