The Hammer of Pope-o-cles.

I’m here trying to figure out if you mean that the train is powered by suffering and coal, or if you mean the train is suffering, and it is powered by coal.

I’m probably focusing on the wrong thing, but it feels important.

Americans hate metric so much that they’d rather use metric!

News to me! Very cool to know. Thanks!

Piss is usually sterile, and is therefore too good for him. Shit or vomit is far more appropriate.

If the US were to lose CA, would the US’s position change?

1 Hegseth = 1 octomooch

If it pulled a Challenger, baby would have been a firework.

We as a society need to start defining our damn acronyms. Stop assuming everyone knows what every acronym is, because they do not.

Check out Al Green and Cory Booker.

8 years. He didn’t stop misbehaving after he was out of office.

Of course! I want to stress the if you can clause. If you can’t do it, it’s understandable - it’s one of, if not the hardest job there is.

Children. That’s why they’re eroding child labor laws.

They’re straight up prisons. I visit them frequently as an advocate, and here’s my advice:

if you can manage it, don’t send your family to them. Skip Assisted Living and only break down at skilled nursing care when it’s medically too much to handle.

He’s playing Uno on the 5d chessboard, and all the adults are just sighing at the rammy child.

Readability is important. I do the same thing, because just because something is technically correct doesn’t mean there isn’t a better way to do it. I’m very pro-bracket.

No non-mustard/tan suit related scandals you mean!

R voters would somehow blame Bill Gates. Trump is invincible for some goddamn reason.

Ha! My first thought too. Gotta Make America Cancer Again.

Maybe golf is where Trump picked up his hatred of windmills.