NoSpiritAnimal

Is it so much to ask to live on a remote mountainside in a rundown castle house?

Yeah I do quoting for a manufacturer and it’s fucking hell.

This is an exit poll, not real numbers from the election.

“We can do this?!”

Would be fun to watch companies from other states bypass the tariffs by buying California products.

Then of course, Trump will propose tariffs on a State.

No I’m a woods-type autist. I have a +2 buff for outdoors knowledge and working with my hands.

Probably a Coyote jawbone.

The right side which is broken off is the front, the hinge is missing from the rear side on the left.

Check to the left of that compound molar (biggest tooth), if there is only one molar it’s a coyote. If there is a molar and a hole for a second molar it’s a Fox.

5. The Bic Pilot G2 in 1mm writes like butter. Glorious. $4.95 for a 4 pack.

You want 8 pies? What?

Dont you dare use a Latin pluralization of a Greek root word!

“I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the man setting back cancer research in the US by decades and purposely starving poor people abroad (and at home).

Hyperbole is dead. Everything is 1:1. Please label your jokes.

The word Arse might be the least sexy word ever invented to describe a butt.

This is why I scream curses constantly inside my car. Go ahead and mine that data fuckwads. You’re gonna learn I fucking hate NJ drivers.

Ok where can I buy this obvious joke? I want to make cis men nervous.

May as well walk into an AA meeting and tell people they can just keep drinking

FYI this account is controlled by Congressman Gym “Protect Sexual Predators at All Costs” Jordan

Lean over with a good grippy glove and wrench that little blue bitch out.

Or buy Honda Part number 07AAA-PLCA100 and a ratchet.

Love seeing all the pissed off abstainers get angry that they’re not being thanked.

It didn’t work in 2016. It didn’t work in 2024. Maybe next time? Oh wait…

No, it’s bait. The actual series is far more weird and not sexual. It devolves into these women with some sort of weird monkey man looking on and being tormented in the shower.

The artist did realize how popular this image has become, and has since pivoted to making only weirdly sexy photos of these women.

His name is Eugeny Hramenkov if you’re going to go searching.