Sometimes I get so pissed they don’t have the main item I came for, that I go put everything back on the shelves, exactly where they came from.

Ice cream, after you haven’t had any for 2 weeks

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Respect to SBS for playing 24 hours straight of the 5th Element on 5/5/25.

Not appreciative of the references to ‘multi-bet’.

A movie that is set both in our future, and in our past with the betting references…

idk how you can characterise any strip search as anything but sexual assault.

Are there extreme cases where it’s justified? Maybe. But kids on train stations or music festivals ain’t it.

What’s her thinking here? Try and get some of the ~8% from One Nation/Trumpettes?

By shifting right, there’s a risk more Libs from the centre jump ship to teal or something else?

Former Labor minister Graham Richardson, who hasn’t lost his talent for the one-liner, said the Liberals have got to ask themselves where do we go now?

“We’ve tried Dutton - what else have we got? Well not much because if Angus Taylor is the answer, it’s a stupid question.”

Source

With the size of this win, ALP could have another 9 years if they govern for the people

Sky has crossed to Tony Abbott

The beams have crossed and Albo lost

Sky News panel all dreading that call from Rupert.

“What the FUCK did you just let happen? Was I not clear after Canada?”

Antony Green was right.

Look at what’s going on with the TAS vote when it gets to 5%, and you have your winner lol

LNP narrative already kicking in.

“Not like Trump”

I feel sorry for Dutton’s kids. They only have a choice of one out of eight properies each…

Very tough going

ABC, you are wasting your time asking policy questions…

The LNP doesn’t know. And it’s an inappropriate time to say anyways

That was some of the most twisted logic I’d ever heard.

I was wearing the hat as a joke, and four words have no meaning, but you need to take me seriously!

WAT?

Clive Palmer on the 7 panel claiming victory tells you everything you need to know about Channel 7

Schadenfreude is delicious

But it is very rich, and can be sickening

Sky are just cutting down Dutton like he’s a zombie lol

One of the dumb, slow moving ones.

On Sky, Andrew Bolt just blamed Elon Musk for Peter Dutton not winning on Donald Trump’s platform.

I just can’t…

Haven’t seen senate results yet. Greens may be the ‘keep the bastards honest’ choice there