I’m sorry about your disability.

Tolerate and slaughter aren’t the only options.

Idk. Does America got an oil?

Inconsistencies. The bottles are different in every panel. The door is missing after the first panel despite not being any closer to the bar. The scale is way off from the other two in the last panel. The bar fades out of existence in the last panel, and the wall panel is gone. The text being cut off on the edge of the second panel.

“punched in the back of the head and on the side of his body so many times that he saw stars.”

Surely there would be bruises or medical records if this were the case.

I feel like anybody stuck in that state of mind would likely fail to see the satire in it.

It got caught once because the sound of the clap of its ass cheeks kept alerting the predators.

Some of my fondest memories as a young child are of playing video games with my older brothers. I’d love to let my kids have a similar experience with their siblings or parents. While there is nothing wrong with your style of parenting, there is also nothing wrong with letting them play video games as long as you’re being responsible.

And your style of parenting would be a lot harder if your 5 year old has older siblings.

Its like a hunger games fanfic that’s so much worse in every way.

Lol. Dog shit comments like this being posted on reddit was a good reason to leave that shithole.

I’m not a fan of her comics, I just don’t find them very funny. But the level of unconstructive hate she gets is absurd. Just move on if you don’t like the comics. If you really dislike them, just block the user or community. It’s not hard. Grow up.

This is very easy to do.

— “If anyone comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.”

— “It is not right to take the children’s bread and throw it to the dogs.” (He says, to a woman begging for his help)

— That time he got mad and murdered a fig tree because he was hungry and it didn’t have any fruits.

— “Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables: That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.” (He intentionally speaks in riddles so that some people go to hell)

— “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” (Punishment for thought crimes)

Jesus was not the perfect, just man you all pretend he was.

I don’t see the leaders of soup kitchens constantly molesting children and getting away with it. All those things you mentioned are still doing good things. What good things have the church done recently other than fix the things they largely caused (i.e. homophobia), and does it outweigh the numerous horrific things they still do?

This is why Peni Parker is actually the most accurate spider-man

Mfs have no respect for the work daddy long legs do to keep bugs away from us.

I vote we send him to an uninhabited island he threw tariffs on. The penguins won’t be happy but he’s gotta go somewhere.

Haha wow, I almost ate the onio—wait, what do you mean this is real? I hate this timeline.

In order to use telepathy, we’ll need to add a new section to your brain. Would you like to shrink the other sections of your brain to make room, or would you like a bigger brain? Oh, you want a bigger brain? Well, now we need to expand your head. Would you prefer an egghead or do you want the whole thing to grow? It will also come at the cost of requiring more energy.

I dunno what the EOD meant when he said that

Clearly.

As long as they’re having fun

• Humans are born of the universe.
• Humans are sentient.
• Therefore, the universe is sentient.

Your conclusion does not follow your premises. Just because one thing has an attribute does not mean the thing that came before it has that same attribute. See:

• Humans are born of the universe.
• Humans are supposed to have two arms and two legs.
• Therefore, the universe is supposed to have two arms and two legs.