Oh no the widdle politician wanted power really really bad and didnt get it, does baby want a binky? 🍼 Does baby want uppies? Maybe a nice well paid lobbyist position?

I mean, it’s right there:

We’re gonna get democrat-branded horse paste within the year

It is the choices of individuals that will make the new American Golden Age possible: the choice of individuals to master the sclerosis of the state, and the choice of individuals to craft new technologies and give themselves to scientific discoveries that will bend time and space, make more with less, and drive us further into the endless frontier

Has the exact same cadence as:

“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God’s blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence”

But tbf it’s probably straight out of chatgpt

Obviously he was into feet

Like in Contact where aliens send back the earliest broadcast they’ve received (a speech by Hitler), except this time, Fleepflorp-394s36x is insanely brainrotted and has a folder named “Rare Hitler-jaks” on his tricorder.

Classic negotiation tactic of starting out strong (we will annex Greenland) and then negotiating down to your intended goal (can I please have a case of eggs)

Masterful gambit

Tutorial Pop-up:

Watch out for that high priest! He has levitation powers and is immune to cancer, but picking up his organs gives you a +50 HP buff for the round.

you, the whole conversation

modern day esoteric fascism is just rationalist post-human singularity freaks with a breeding fetish (eugenicist) so Elon fits the bill

Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him] has said the N-word 72,590 times, 70,023 of those were with the hard R.

@N-wordbot

You’re forgetting that kid America in this analogy also has the keys to his dad’s gun safe

Bro is 40 years old and talks about ‘gigachad respecters’

Mais à quel prix ?

“My good friend Kim told me they don’t pay income tax in beautiful North Korea, it’s tremendous what they are doing over there, Juuu-che, they call it, or as I like to say: ‘self-reliance’. My next, very powerful, executive order will be to cut funding to the no-good lazy South Koreans, Samsung is GONE, no more Chaebols, we’re gonna have one beautiful undivided Korea again, it’s going to be so red you won’t even be able to throw a stick without hitting a comrade”

there’s birds

Finally, the CPC has weighed in on the name-change struggle session on the side of chapo.chat

Trillion dollar market loss? Who care? 🤣🤣🤣