The greatest lies are the ones we tell ourselves.

Is there a cucumber nearby?

Someone oughta tell them about deez

For a second I thought they were tacking on “DEI” as an insult at the end there. 😂

Boring everyday stuff like reading notifications without pulling out your phone, watching videos on public transit, watching a tutorial while working on a project, reading a recipe while cooking, navigation, watching whatever people watch when they get high, text magnification for folks who need it…

I think you mean WINNING! Everyone is so afraid of US that they are having secret meetings to try and beat US but they WONT beat us! CANT beat US! We will WIN the race to the totally fake climate change.

/s because we live in a sad reality

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Podcasts, all running at 70% speed:

• The Empty Bowl
• Sawbones
• Bake On
• What Roman Mars Can Learn About Con Law
• Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me

Bonus: I created shortcut that runs this playlist, sets the volume low, turns the speed down, and sets a sleep timer. I also have an automation that runs the shortcut whenever my phone connects to my Bluetooth speaker and my phone is in sleep focus.

2 if I’m cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.

Absolute madlad!

I didn’t think there could be a wrong answer until I read this one…

Xp

Those seas in particular? Because they are bounded by narrow straights.

A gulf has a more specific definition. A sea has a very broad one.

A gulf is mostly enveloped (engulfed) by land, but fairly open to its parent waters relative to its size on one side. Like a reverse peninsula.

A sea can be just about any large, salty, body of water that is between bits of land. They can have very finite bounds such as narrow straights and rivers mouths, more porous bounds like an archipelago, or broadly open to the ocean / other seas between islands or other land masses.

The question for me is “why is the Persian Gulf not a sea, but the Adriatic Sea is not a gulf?”

I guess part of it is that language changes over time, these things got named by different people over the millennia before they were well mapped. Some are translations from other languages, some are political decisions.

The idiom “a lemon in the hand is worth the boat you rode in on” conveys a similar meaning to the idiom “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. It emphasizes that it’s better to appreciate what you have and avoid unnecessary risks or changes, as a loss of a current advantage may not be compensated by a potential future gain. The “lemon” represents something undesirable or less valuable, but the “boat” represents something that could potentially be better but is not guaranteed.

Just like Judith did to Holofernes, serving him copious wine and cheeses.

I’m sad to see it, but this is what they voted for. This is what republicans have been fighting for for years, decades even, and Arkansas’ entire federal delegation is republican.

I don’t know that I would ascribe that much malice to it. I think it’s just good ol’ clickbait aimed at the left for the ad revenue.

That would require delaying gratification, and I don’t think he is capable of that.

While Trump has repeatedly referred to his predecessor, Joe Biden, as the “worst president in history,” Biden didn’t have a lower net approval than Trump at this point of his presidency.

That’s some very narrow justification for publishing this article…

Chick semper tyranus!