She’s not on the list!

A review with real words instead of bells! Birdie doesn’t know a good movie from bad.

Then remember the stories about how Nana was so glad to continue caring for her because ‘she’ wasn’t ready to stop. Pre-school was never mentioned again.

She says 🍋is really into Peter Pan right now - well no shit - as soon as she knew they were going to this show Birdie put the movie on and hasn’t stopped playing it. The child is being programmed for her mother’s IG.

You nailed it. Her child is strapped in the car seat in the back but she has to film and upload the video of herself talking about how much she cried during this movie but didn’t have any tissues. What mother doesn’t carry tissues? Maybe she should take a minute and read about what’s happening in the real world. That makes me cry.

I’m sure she was being primed on the car ride with her mother asking her if she was going to be Moana when they got there. It’s all a performance and they’ve brainwashed the youngest member of the cast since the older members won’t take part anymore.

Desperate times require desperate measures!

I am loving this

The Pepto Palace is open for business!

Welcome! 🤗

I wonder if it’s a - if I don’t really try then I didn’t really fail - mentality. She gets all kinds of opportunities handed to her and she says they are life goals but then never pursues it any further. It’s like when she got the shot at BT host and completely fucked the dog with the outfit, not having a clue about world events, the fidgeting in the chair, it’s like she puts up her own roadblocks.

I don’t understand her obsession with saying she’s collecting stories for when she’s a much older woman. It’s quite presumptuous to think she’s going to reach old age but even more presumptuous to think people want to listen to her talk about herself all the time! Such a narc!

She went to last night’s event with the same people as last year and it makes me wonder who was invited and who is the plus one?

I’m sure she does believe she’s the trailblazer. She never recognizes that this is a career for these women and they learned how to be successful models instead of just saying they’re models! Lauren has been in the business since she was in university

The dress does not disappoint

She looks like one of the characters you create in a video game

Well, it’s not the way she looks, it’s not the way she talks, it’s not in how she portrays her family life. The backstory she’s created for herself isn’t authentic since it’s ever-changing. I can’t think of one way she’s authentic online. Not a one.

She has to insert herself into everyone else’s achievement. That comment reads like - Your success is all thanks to me and my viral video.