

Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.
Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.
Deal the cards Data.
I’m frankly shocked that Phil Schiller was on the “don’t be dishonest” train about anything.
See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
It’s a goddamn Austin Powers quote you dingus.
At least tell me there’s a DIN slot in the dashboard. As long as I can connect my phone via Bluetooth I’m good.
Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.
I’m having my office painted black to intimidate my subordinates.
“Quark?”
“No, it’s me.”
“Oh. You sigh like Quark”
Only sailors use condoms baby.
Thanks for the tip about Hailstorm!
Just finished Link Between Worlds on 3DS. I highly recommend it. Now I’m getting ready for vacation and trying to decide what DS or 3DS game to play next. Suggestions welcome!
“We just need to make the rich pay their fair share and pass common sense gun legislation.”
God I hate this website’s image.
Donald Trump is a self-inflicted wound.
I believe this cover is unfinished, hence all the red.
“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”
Trump threatens a lot of things to get attention.
Everyone playing along that this is some kind of genuine policy play are just buying into Trump as a legitimate leader in a similar way to how MAGA-heads do. Trump does not give a fuck about American manufacturing, American jobs, onshoring, offshoring, none of that. It’s all a grift. He’s waiting for some kind of payoff here, be it in the form of countries giving in to bad deals for the Trump Organization or investing in Truth or $TRMP. In some cases he gets to be feted at state dinners and sign some watered down, meaningless “trade deal,” temporarily backfilling his deep insecurities. Enough of this and most of the tariffs evaporate.
This only bothers me to the extent that it affects the innocent who are in prison. For the rest, this inconvenience is part of the punishment you’re serving.