i remember taking the ability to talk to animals and Shart being like “yes, that was a very nice cat” lmao

fucking hell, this explains it

i swear i had three conversations with him before he was like “please join me down by the river, i need to express my feelings to you”.
my man, you told me you like magic and that you need to eat enchanted swords to live, i don’t even bring you on quests - simmer down

also the druid is absolute daddy mode and i’m sad i never got around to fucking him

game was horny

i dunno, i fed him an enchanted stick or something and then he wanted to spoon and develop a meaningful long term love or some shit

this was like 3 hours in, i completely ADHD’d out on this game even though I know it’s elite. I think I also fucked the vampire but he didn’t turn me and lae’zel was into me.

also, everyone seems to like some evil purple woman but she was trying to kill a bunch of people with goblins? apparently she can be in your party but i literally pushed her down the convenient chasm into the earth she was standing next to

Havana coupla Baijius

they finally realised Rice President was not a position within the CPC

pump and dump

exciting new developments in the field of blowback

you mean Brace Belden’s greatest rant?

bro, take a look at the scoreboard, what are you doing

can’t wait for him to get shot

(hopefully in the arms so he feels it)

i’m gonna get in the shower fully clothed and unleash in celebration

yeah this is goated

a line of dancing crabs

who died?

literal IPA/other cuck think-tank rag that spun off from the UK version ran by Andrew Neil

cannot believe it is actually printed

hell yeah

there’s also these in australia - not sure if they’re a kkkrackerised recipe or more premium or what, but this one rules

spheal

swiss cheese your local cops
swiss cheese all ICE agents
call ICE to the address of known local chuds and if they don’t manage to get in a shootout, swiss cheese them yourself

they kinda did in 1991

only if cardboard and cardboard derivatives are used