I like the bit where he backflips all over the place and makes his talking points up on the spot then walks them back. Then random party members say the quite bits out loud and further undermine his backflips. Also the bit where he causes international incidents.

Back on track to the Morrison train wreck.

Remember when Dutton was “ beating the drums of war” with China when he was defence minister before the last election?

The blokes a lunatic

Just tax their(and all international) company earnings in Australia properly and put proper royalties on gas and mineral exports.

He looks very old

Trumpity dumpity promised a wall Trumpity dumpity caused shares to fall All Elon’s teslas and all of Elons yen Couldn’t put Trumpity together again

If they kicked that half baked cooker moron Malcom Roberts out of parliament I would be so happy!

It’s bizarre he just seems to be letting rip with half formed brain farts.

At the moment their policy’s seem to be

Hi I’m Peter Dutton Elect us We will raise your tax We will cut your services We will cut your jobs And also force you to stop working from home despite your legally binding EBAS We will use your taxes to build nuclear power No we don’t have a plan for nuclear waste Albo wanted money on his election promise to have a referendum on the voice it was a terrible waste of money. Also we want to do the same thing on an even less important issue that will affect maybe 2 people a year We will also break the gas companies export contracts for undisclosed billions of dollars while also wrecking the water table in the east coast by fracking But it’s all ok because the bosses can have boozy tax payer funded lunches Also by the way I’m not a monster

Seems legit.

This is actually a major achievement… Quite the contrast here between Australian government doing all it can to support education of its people and the Trump administration doing everything in its power yo destroy it.

Might be time to go full DILLIGAF

Can we fuck “woke” off as well? What a stupid yank load of bollocks.

You are looking at actual images of planets from another solar system… I just think that’s neat!

Now go somewhere else on the Russian border and take that bit.

You know, I’m starting to think you can’t trust this guy.

It’s the unseen bean that gets you.

Delicious deep Bean lore…

The Trump crash. Followed by the great Trump depression.

Australia nearly made it out of the woods… Inflation down , interest rates dropping , low unemployment real wages up and economic growth even a couple of surpluses just for giggles.

Then, somehow, Orangestain returned.

North Sea sailor:

Mediterranean sailor:

Yes

Eggs.