Bullshido mode

He went full ogre on these dates

Your badass thanks

The old guy in physio keeps asking me to come over to his beach house to watch the last samurai with him because his wife came over from England and is making sushi. I just met the guy but he really likes me for some reason. My gf really likes sushi and said it would be nice and I don’t want to disappoint her

Walter white if he wasn’t possessive incel

Can you send MikeyChaz up and a link to my favorite song by pitbull please https://youtu.be/EPo5wWmKEaI

Having a shower and ironing my clothes is bourgeois actually

The internationale is cringe unfortunately

I think many of you think wearing unironed and slightly soiled clothes is a good thing

Pitbull is a working class hero, give me everything tonight

Despacito

I think every country’s government should leave a spot open for John Fettywap every four years like the World Cup

Cap

Having sex to the internationale and whichever country’s native language you bust to you have to move to there

Johnny Fetterman is using your US tax dollars to pay for flights to Brazil to get his ex wife back after she left him for his brain damage and the fact he never flushed the toilet or washed his hands after a poo

I met someone at physio who appeared sinister at first but then when we ended up talking he reminded me of my grandfather so I immediately thought he was cool. I asked him how he lost his hand and he said “it was a gift” and I was like “bro…” such a weird and cool thing to say but I think he’s making light of the situation I guess. He invited me to a community luncheon on Wednesday because he says he likes how “strong” I look lol. Free food I guess 🍽️🍽️🍽️

I usually only eat one hot dog at Costco but I convinced my girlfriend that I could have two of them and she said “you better eat them all” and I did but maybe I ate them too fast. About 30 minutes later I start feeling sick and then involuntarily soiled myself in the checkout. I think Costco wins this time

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