In other words, uzmi pare

I read the title and was like “what could that possibly mean?”

They can’t kill SpongeBob, but they can sure fuck up the invisible hand

They’ll show the foreskin bag to children but god forbid David smooches Jonathan

I have ED from HRT and use Viagra.

Viagra and Cialis both work similarly. You take a pill about 45 minutes before you want to have an erection. The time varies a little from person to person and there are pills online that claim to kick in in 20 minutes but I haven’t tried those.

So it may take some getting used to but I’ve found it well worth it. As long as it’s cleared with a doctor in terms of interaction with any heart meds or conditions you have, the main risk is when you have an erection that doesn’t go away for more than 4 hours or if your erection is painful, you’re supposed to go to the ER. I’ve actually had one last the entire time I slept and managed to get rid of it instead of going to the ER, but mine didn’t hurt.

It’s rare, but it does happen.

Of course! Feel free to DM me if you want to talk more

Oof yeah I really understand a lot of that. A lot of my early transition was 20% gender experimentation and 80% heavy therapy and medication to untangle a lot of the things that had kept me closeted even from myself for so long. The soup got a little less soupy and that’s helped with the internalized transphobia as well as the internalized ableism. Also, yeah those bad husband videos were a real brainworm for me for a long time. Part of not worrying so much about that was coming to terms with the fact that my parents never taught me how to clean or prepare food so I was decades behind on a bunch of key life skills, though, so YMMV. My partner helped a lot with the ableism stuff. Just hundreds if not thousands of gentle reminders to be kind to myself spanning years. Hope you get some stuff worked out. Those are very understandable struggles.

As an ex-egg, the kind of stuff that my denial made me sensitive to really wasn’t anyone else’s fault. I felt a lot of guilt about being “a man” who happened to be in transfemme spaces a lot. But looking back, no one ever did anything that made that a reasonable cause for guilt. Big difference between triggers and slights.

Tech bros have spent trillions of dollars and created a global surveillance state to make us click ads and the ads are still mid at best

With that amount of money I could singlehandedly push the communism button. For this reason and only this reason would I ever consider shitting

Based

I like them for purchasing domains

“I’m going to put Marco over there” is a threat in any context but this is just ridiculous

Someone’s not aware of the existence of libertarians and their Asian girilfriends

How much of their Google Search money did they use to pay a bunch of consultants for this?

I looked up the actual quote because I didn’t remember the Iran part and it’s so fucking bad

As Commander-in-Chief, I will ensure America always has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world. I will fulfill our sacred obligation to care for our troops and their families.

And I will always honor, and never disparage, their service and their sacrifice.

I will make sure that we lead the world into the future on space and Artificial Intelligence, that America – not China – wins the competition for the 21st century, and that we strengthen – not abdicate – our global leadership.

Trump, on the other hand, threatened to abandon NATO. He encouraged Putin to invade our allies, he aid Russia could “do whatever the hell they want.” Five days before Russia attacked Ukraine, I met with President Zelenskyy to warn him about Russia’s plan to invade.

I helped mobilize a global response – over 50 countries – to defend against Putin’s aggression. And as President, I will stand strong with Ukraine and our NATO allies.

With respect to the war in Gaza, President Biden and I are working around the clock because now is the time to get a hostage deal and cease-fire done.

Let me be clear: I will always stand up for Israel’s right to defend itself and I will always ensure Israel has the ability to defend itself because the people of Israel must never again face the horror that the terrorist organization Hamas caused on Oct. 7.

Including unspeakable sexual violence and the massacre of young people at a music festival. At the same time, what has happened in Gaza over the past 10 months is devastating. So many innocent lives lost. Desperate, hungry people fleeing for safety, over and over again.

The scale of suffering is heartbreaking. President Biden and I are working to end this war such that - Israel is secure - the hostages are released - the suffering in Gaza ends - and the Palestinian people can realize their right to dignity.

Security. Freedom. And self-determination. And know this: I will never hesitate to take whatever action is necessary to defend our forces and our interests against Iran and Iran-backed terrorists. And I will not cozy up to tyrants and dictators like Kim-Jong-Un, who are rooting for Trump. Because they know he is easy to manipulate with flattery and favors.

They know Trump won’t hold autocrats accountable, because he wants to be an autocrat.

They’re better than you’d expect at some things and worse than you’d expect at others. Competency just doesn’t seem to grow the same way in a human as it does in an LLM, which makes some amount of sense

Over and over again

The Dow! The Dow right now!

My kid refers to that as “oldschool pop”