This is not killing me, which is specifically what I asked for.

I was elected to speculate wildly, not read.

But, yeah, aortic dissection is a bitch. There isn’t really anything you can do about it unless you happen to be near a surgery suite that is expecting you.

Please just kill me at this point. Please.

Welcome brother!

I just read that he released a statement. Politically, I’m bummed. Humanely, I’m glad he’s okay-ish. Stupid empathy.

A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your present!

Man, if death can get Graham and McConnel in the same week, that would by quite the to-do.

There are ads?

Well damn. Thank you for that.

@familyguy Let’s go.

Lawful order? Yes. What ICE is doing? No.

Yeah, they’re afraid of cars, just like they’re afraid of everything else.

That man is dead unless he gets up in front of his constituents and says otherwise. Maintaining that he is alive to “protect his seat” is criminal and those responsible should be put to the sword.

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If anyone has the chance to kill him, they should absolutely kill him.

I know that probably violates some terms of use or whatever, but it is my political opinion and is based on established American political thoery.

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” - Thomas Jefferson

“NY subway set to lose billions of tax dollars _{overthreehundredyears}, Elon proposes new loop!”

? What?

Because he’s a special baby snowflake.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Just turn it off at this point.