Sorry, I’ve been eating better for my health.

Fortunately I’ve been to a cardiologist recently and found my heart is fine. Still don’t know what was wrong with me for several months, but it wasn’t that.

“haha rape”

Rape is never funny. Unless it’s a clown getting raped. And he squeaks with every thrust.

No love, just fucking.

While this is true, I was still grossed out when my wife used to repeatedly borrow my toothbrush… Like yeah, we’d kiss and exchange many more bodily fluids, but it’s not like we’re scraping each other’s teeth and digging between gums and teeth when we’re kissing…

Fuck man, if I was going to stay married I wouldn’t need a vasectomy, wife had a tubal when our 2nd was born by C-section - “as long as you’re in there…”

But now she wants a divorce for what she says is all my fault, but weirdly coincides with some health problems I was having… Like sorry I wasn’t paying enough attention to you when I thought I might be dying…

The America I recognize and aspire to live in is full of immigrants…

Yes!

Hell if I remember so long ago, redhat was in the mix, then mandrake… I ran Gentoo for years on a server, until I got bitten by some upgrade woes, then switched to Debian, then arch, now truenas. Meanwhile on my desktop I bounced around even more… Ubuntu until the stupid wannabe metro UI, then switched to mint, which I used exclusively (as in without dual-booting windows) for a while… Meanwhile my laptop dual boots Manjaro alongside windows 11…

Mine was slackware in I think 1997?

As Iggy Pop said, now I wanna be your dog.

Wait until you hear about quantum immortality…

I expect to wake up from the simulation…

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

Isn’t the onion supposed to be satire?

One does not preclude the other…

They just want you to think they’re incompetent…

When my kids are quiet…

I drove at least a thousand miles to see the one that crossed the US in 2017. I agree with the awesomeness of it all- and despite being in the middle of nowhere, there were a lot of people around, so when totality began, there was this collective gasp that was almost as amazing as the eclipse itself.

There’s a name for it- euphemism treadmill