Haven’t bought clothes, personal electronics, appliances, fabrics, medical devices in ages. The last customer support I called was for Revenue Canada. As for my meds, those are all generic and essentially free for me.

The only things I buy regularly is booze (Canadian Club and Laker) and groceries and I buy as much Made In Canada produce as possible.

I think that we Canadians would be more than happy to add to the Geneva checklist should it come to this.

I dunno, haven’t seen much Vietnamese maple syrup and bacon…

The problem is in the job title: secretary. The implication is that the incumbent is thus “able to keep a secret” or at rather, keep their mouth shut.

This idiot can’t keep his mouth shut to save his life.

The only time his mouth is otherwise occupied is when Trump’s Bump of a Lump is in it.

We used to call that Kirk-fu.

I’m already buying Canadian, I don’t think I’m going back in the foreseeable future.

To employ the crude vernacular, no Democrat has the requisite reproductive organs necessary to solve MAGA, either testicles or ovaries.

I bet pieces of him did!

Another funny myth that a lot of Americans that I’ve seen cling too is that they are incredibly skilled at war, that they have the best military in the world since it’s inception and that they can defeat any opponent. A quick review of history doesn’t bear this out as most of the wars that America has “won” have had them be part of a coalition which they may or may not have joined rather late in the game. Even their vaunted revolution required help from a military superpower i.e. the French.

As a Canadian here is the response of my country: lol no.

Come on and slam! Welcome to the jam!

Fack I am old.

Gotta know when to hold 'em…

Insert “it should’ve been me” meme here.

Well what else are we supposed to do? Open up about our problems and get ridiculed to oblivion?

He has the concept of a plan.

I’m sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn’t been a thing since Thermopylae.

Worst president in history so far!

At this point the US can’t even realistically guarantee its own security.

I quote a famous Iowan: Let them die!

Maybe he should stop whining about getting handouts and actually solve the problem himself?

'Cause what he’s saying now is damn close to commie talk.