Hmm, that might work. You don’t need a nuclear explosion to set a supermarket on fire so it would be a lot easier to test!

If you’re thinking of the neutron and gamma radiation emitted, that happens on an even shorter time scale than the thermal radiation (nanoseconds IIRC) and is absorbed poorly in comparison by a pizza.

I think spinning the pizza at relativistic speeds only causes more problems. Household microwaves run at 2.45 GHz, and at 2.45 billion revolutions per second a 3.9cm diameter pizza would have an edge velocity of the speed of light (ignoring relativity, which I’m sure does not make things better).

This is not true, for the same reason you can’t bake a batch of cookies at 2300 degrees for 1 minute instead of 230 degrees for 10 minutes. I imagine delivering the amount of heat required to bake a pizza in the microseconds of a nuclear explosion would vaporize a substantial part of the explosion-facing side of the pizza while leaving the back frozen.

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It’s just saving some for later! Or to give to its friends. Idk it’s been a while since I took chem.

Thanks.

Your comment was definitely part of the inspiration. :)

Dammit, didn’t even think of that one.

Ah okay, I interpreted that as the link having to be from the post’s instance. Nevermind then I guess.

Sure thing, these ones didn’t work:

https://lemmy.world/post/28644011
https://programming.dev/post/18300668
https://programming.dev/post/29141568
https://lemmy.zip/post/37110005
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25001000

Also found some that worked while testing some more:

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24792249
https://programming.dev/post/29139521

It doesn’t seem to be working for me; I’ve tried several posts on different instances and they all result in a 500 error from your API.

You’re entitled to your opinion, but going by the vote ratios on the posts and your comments you’re in the minority.

I love the recent trend of recreating AI slop memes; homemade memes have so much more personality than a soulless rectangle of pixels some computer algorithm spit out.

Do yourself a favor and buy one from AMD.

Now sue the crap out of them.

I want to say I’d strategically accrue wealth and use it to make the world a better place, but realistically I’d probably just end up running around turning random stuff into gold and totally crashing the gold market.

Why would I want to hide it? I’m turning myself in and letting them do their best to figure out what happened to me, on the condition that I’m paid fairly for my time (just as with any other human trial). If they can figure out how to replicate it, it would be incredibly useful.

I think any scientists or government organizations would be much happier experimenting on a consenting and cooperative subject than a kidnapped and imprisoned one.

No, that’s why I post my memes here.

Loss of the person and a significant chunk of the Earth, yes.