Navy deckhand confidently slapping 100mph tape on a gazillion dollar plane going “oh yeah, that ain’t going anywhere”

What is going on?!

probably

a hack old newspaper editorial cartoon of Trump as Major Kong from Dr. Strangelove riding the bomb but the bomb is labeled TARIFFS* and the ground is labeled THE ECONOMY

*^{LATEST FAD}

People are saying embargoing yourself for no apparent reason and shooting yourself in both feet with one bullet is one of the most tremendous deals of all time

eepy and kinda cold and just wanna be all cozy and drowsy and lounge around like a cat

Wow, everything’s computer!

Gen1 had 1/256 chance to miss on even 100% accuracy moves and hyper beam didn’t have to recharge on a KO lol, gen2 is downright polished by comparison

Mr. Burns’s olde-timey nerve tonic that gave Ken Griffey Jr gigantism

little a 𝕽𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖎𝖈 𝕯𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖍𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖓

Have an earache and can hear my own pulse beating in my head and can’t sleep

ok, this is epic

played some MW3 (2011) survival mode, forgot how good the MP9 is earlier rounds and managed to down both AH-6s with one airstrike on a helicopter round which was pretty cool

the setup on Underground where you put two grenade launcher sentries in the bus stop at the top of the map and they just demolish anyone coming up the stairs of the station across the street is really fun lol, enemies just flying around ragdolling everywhere with a ton of explosions going off, you can pretty much coast until the mid 20s that way

Yin/Yang 2028: Twirling Towards Freedom

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been there

hope you feel better

𝕽𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖎𝖈 𝕯𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖍𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖓