My first time ever masturbating and ejaculating was weird. I was like 10 or something. Anyway, I was playing a game in bed on my PSP that I shouldn’t have been playing. (Gangs of London for anyone interested).

The game has still-frame type cutscenes where you have to press X to skip to the next line of dialogue. One of the post-mission cutscenes has a dude watching porn on his TV, and there was a looped sound of a woman moaning.

I listened to it for a minute out of curiosity, but then I realised that the sound of her moaning was really nice and I started to get a tingling feeling down below. Instinctively I began touching myself while listening and it felt so good.

When I ejaculated I panicked a little bit because I didn’t know what had just happened to my body.

Your boobs always brighten my day 🩷

Supremely suckable/10. Tell her she’s hot 🔥🔥

Sadly not, this was a totally quiet orgasm!

Sorry for the shitty quality video 😅

Watch this space!

Would anyone like to see me cum?

I’m terrible at dirty chatting on Lemmy. I don’t really see what else I’m supposed to say to a hot girl other than some variation of “I think you’re hot and would like to have sex with you” lmao

That’s why I don’t do PMs. That, plus I’d just be another one of probably dozens of guys messaging said girl.

You’re on the money. A user who had uploaded this pic before messaged me claiming that “my wife loves your dick” (supposedly the lady in the photo) and that I could message her on Telegram. Fake as fuck.

😘

You’re too sexy to keep waiting!

She looks deliciously sexy in that outfit. That’s the kind of woman you want mounted on top of you 😍

I’ve just checked my penis, and it’s still attached. That means it isn’t the one in the picture. All is not right with the world.

Only if its between your lips

Giving a double creampie. As in, shooting half a cumload in one pussy, then quickly pulling out and shooting the rest into the other pussy.

The thought of seeing my cum drip out of two girls at the same time turns me on so much.

Now you can love them even more!

Impossible not to smile with a hot girl like you on my feed!!

Goddess tier boobs 🔥🔥

I’d love to give you some 😘

You’re a work of art, Daisy 😍