Der Pinguin aus Mario 64 ist wieder da. Und er weiß was du mit seinem Kind gemacht hast…

Noch 5 Minuten! Bitte!!

Das könnte ein Autistending, oder ein Traumading sein. Leute die noch nie eine Passion hatten könnten im “Überlebens”- oder "Reaktions"modus gefangen sein (Trauma). Oder haben eine unterschiedliche Vorstellung davon was eine Leidenschaft ist (Autist). Mehr fällt mir grade nicht ein.

Theoden, König

Du siehst einfach zu freundlich aus, da nimmt man eben an dass es da Leute gibt die Freund zu dir sagen

Ja

A microwave can be classified as a signal jammer. Yes, there are microwaves for cars and camping.

Das ist der vegane Käseersatz

Notice me Erdo-chan

E-inks with 30+ framerates (and durability of multiple years while doing so) will save us!

I thought onlyfans was the cheap and easy desire “fast-food”-like product for women. Or instagram or whatever social media gives people the impression of being center stage. Not robots.

It’s called “taking control over your life” and it has the cumbersome effect of giving the illusion that one has control over one’s own life. A common phrase would be “If you just worked harder you wouldn’t be so poor.” There is solace in the power over one’s own life, so much so that people ignore that this power is getting eroded day by day. Because admitting this is very scary, even moreso if one has people depending on them.

DDG is kinda hinting on a DIY solution. I am… conflicted.

Bitte zwei Kugeln, einmal Erdbeere und einmal Schnitzel

Or California to Denmark

And it works. Because schools suck at teaching and people talk less with each other.

This gives me a visual of a heavily armored troupe of soldiers, with AT and maybe even a tank, all in full equipment, laying on the ground, not moving; and each has a Kinder Surprise in their mouth, lodged tight.

More like “women lay eggs/give birth each month”, but, well, monthly, not almost daily.

Because you own neither the towel, nor the land! It is provided for you, so the least you can do is pay for it! Because… Well… Wait, I’ll get to it eventually… Hmm…