Did you not need a marriage license?

It can’t grow on the ocean. Yet.

The weird thing is, stumbling upon that site naturally and reading through it, may actually cause you to dream about that man.

The “just Google it!” people probably think Gemini has feelings and actually cares about them.

“On Tuesdays you get to direct traffic with your penis.”

“In order to enter the theatre, you need to be able to get past The Wall.”

I used to think nothing was too old to consider with video games, until I started playing some old shit I loved from the early 3D days recently. I can’t will my brain to get used to the wildly wonky controls a lot of games had back in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, before the modern standards were really dialed in. 🤣

Normal people: “Oh I can’t have coffee after 9, or I’ll be up all night.”

Me: downs 2 large cans of NOS right before bed, sleeping like a rock 5 minutes later

You may not even be able to lick a badger once, if it’s already angry. Which it will be because it’s a fuckin’ badger.

Defederating an entire instance over the actions of a single user instead of simply banning that user along with creating a post to bring it up but not actually discuss it is just the kind of extreme reaction I expect from Ada.

I wrote way more as a happy child than I do now as a clinically depressed adult.

Most of us have a touch of the 'tism.

It seems to have just moved most of its fur from its body to its tail and ears.

Ficsit Factory Cart!

The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.

They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.

Many a game designer has tried. I have yet to see one succeed. I don’t even understand it. It seems like at some point, every designer who gets hugely popular has the thought “what if I made a game that you could only play once?” And the save thing is just a stepping stone toward that.

That would be the shittiest game, dude. 🤣

They did also change some fundamental things about the game beyond just making it look pretty. Movement feels way smoother, plus you can sprint now. Combat is also smoother, with shit actually comboing together fluidly and also not having the stupidly slow Stealth attack animations (stealth and non stealth attack animations are identical now).

I still wouldn’t pay full price for it. Only reason I have it at all is because it’s on GamePass.

However I will say that they succeeded in giving me the same exact experience as playing the original for the first time. “This looks amazing… Too bad it runs like shit 😩” (and honestly, KCD2 looks better while also running better).

It straight up uses a mix of UE5 and the original GameBryo. Right down to bugs still unfixed in the current version of the OG oblivion. The ESM and ESP files are even 1:1 identical.

It made me wonder if I could load up a mod that just adds a new NPC made with the original editor but in the new game. I just don’t remember how, exactly, to manually load the .esp file via adding a line to one of the files.

You need to boil the macaroni first. It’s not supposed to be crunchy.