GOOD post

I asked Santa for 1000 dead billionaires.

Since 1989

This is just the price of freedom.

How large would a mole of moles be?

No way. On Bluesky we Vote Blue No Matter Who™.

If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn’t that mean I will last forever?

oh fuck yea

But if you fard, and there is no smell, did you even fart?

One gallon of gasoline is 31000 calories.

You’re also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say “yep” whenever you stand up from a sitting position.

Hello and welcome!

If you wipe, then you have touched a man’s ass and are now gay.

I made this into a Discord server emoji. I’m sorry. I had to.

In the US, we’re getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, “Oh shit bro, my bad.”

I wouldn’t say I’m good at this game but I do enjoy playing it and I’d love to play with some comrades. Steam friend code is 936967291.