“What’s up fuckers hey check out this woman I found, isn’t it such a woman? Look at her wow! Plegghh what a gal. Anyway, love to stay and chat but I saw some trash outside that looked delicious. Smell you later, deliberator.”

I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

mmmm, no, very mammalian

Art of the deal!

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

I feel like an old man I can’t fucking tell when things are AI generated anymore.

Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

Brb I gotta gouge my eyes out

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Pretends to fast during the day

Still partakes in feast at sundown

Profit

Still waiting for valve to do an all in one headset

Yes

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

Danny DeVito

THE SCAR IS NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE!

The medicine is thalidomide

That’s rough, buddy.

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law