But what about fish? Is fish gay?

Either he keeps being himself and the stock tanks or he leaves Tesla and the stock tanks. Tesla loses either way.

Dude has some serious creep vibes, so it’s easy to pretend that he says ridiculous things, like the joke that he’s into AOC’s feet.

B-2 bomber I think.

Lithuania-Russia border as of 2024-ish

Same, except I want him to lose all his money.

Meanwhile, most Baltic people understand that if Russia wins in Ukraine, they are the next in line.

1. I post a picture of a secluded spot.
2. People of a specific group do a reverse maps search.
3. Said people invade my secluded spot.

I’m only posting it here, where the audience steers trans and left. It was a joke, no need to get salty.

Controls all newspapers when he comes to power.

Most of the people I know who survived the fall of USSR will offer you these tips:

• Grow, forage and preserve as much of your own food as you can. Food systems are vulnerable to inflation and supply shocks, especially due to tariffs between countries that used to trade freely.

• Learn to fix clothes, do home, furniture and machinery repairs when possible. Small construction work is expensive and good workers wouldn’t take them. The ones who do tend to do shoddy work.

• Become friends with your neighbours. They may have access to things money can no longer pay for in times of crisis. During a period of empty stores we were all still clothed and fed because we knew the right people.

• Don’t throw still useful things away. Trade them, sell them, take them apart for spare parts and materials, repurpose stuff as much as possible. Also, don’t buy things that won’t last, such as fast fashion (although even those can be used for cleaning rags).

We used to have those tiny Egyptian ones, but the heating system was replaced from a nearby industrial one to the central one and they all left because it became too cold for them.

Yep. Despite large buildings, overall density ends up pretty small so you often don’t meet a lot of people when on a walk, which increases feelings of danger.

Is Typhoid Mary getting a statue as well?

My small addition to the list is that the surrounding green spaces were usually poorly lit and created lots of opportunities for muggers to hide once it got dark. In winters it gets dark early, so winters were a dangerous time.

Soviet era commie blocks with stores and doctor’s offices in first floor go brrr

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It’s 80+ pages that only say “fuck”

Nintoddler being a slur is somehow very funny to me.