But its the magical moments like these that keep me scrolling. That and my potty break what else am I going to do?

My peace is gone.

DODumbfucks

Trump: Hilary Clinton!

I’m an ADULT where the fuck did the time go

You don’t need to put yourself on the spectrum. Not everyone can have casual sex in uncomfortable situations. Myself included.

Nope just reading between the lines. That kinda speech is reserved for world records. It strikes me as unusual to use it this way.

There’s no reason to use first.

Sounds like they are trying to infer.

Notice how the headline implies there could be more.

Its the one attack we can’t stop.

I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

Teach me 🤲🏽

I hate to break this to you, but this doesn’t meet any criteria. It just looks dumb. Good try though.

Hmmm so googley eyes on a gun?

Oh sure, if a goose eats a crayfish its beautiful, its the goddamn circle of life. But if a bear eats a human suddenly everyone has a problem.

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A redacted link within 25 minutes after being shared?

Ender-Owl. Don’t stare at him.

What divine mountain is this?!