He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do

You steam a good ham!

The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.

for your service.

Why are we downvoting this? This is exactly what we should be worried about.

I imagine him not quite able to pronounce the ‘r’ in turtle 🐢

Relevant Simpsons gif

That’s impressive, but I would have done Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

I mean, that’s a pretty badass screensaver.

Where is cat? All I see is snek.

This motherfucker’s snackin’ on bees and you’re just gonna reach your arm in there?

How about knocking first? Rude.

It’s the HTTP version of “great job.”

Shazbot!

Don’t keep us in suspense!

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

Who do I think I am, anyway?

“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”

🪂👖

Yeah I thought it would be a lot more Robocop 2.