But those don’t really help you on machines that don’t have those installed.

Meanwhile the article assumes jq is present, which it hasn’t been by default on any of my servers.

Off I go down the structured data shells for Linux rabbit hole!

Something something wrong week something something sniffing glue

Mom: We have PowerShell at home.

boot up in safe mode

Sir, this is a Lemmy. Our computers don’t have that, they have GRUB idk, systemd-boot or some shit.

EDIT: Of course it’s a real thing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence

IT HAS MARIO PAINT SOUNDS 😭

Imagine the taunting a child would go through if their classmates thought they were named after an appliance.

Usually it’s a bad capacitor

It can only mean ONE THIIIIING… McRib is here!

IYKYK

As though there is anything natural about the modern banana

RTFM.

Just goes to show how the pirated version is always better

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_journalism

https://youtu.be/8PlRwfw2ptQ

Where they at tho?

Complete with intermittent abandonment, just like the old days.

She’s certainly helping more than Chuck Schumer is.

Are you in the US? They can’t. It’s legally required to be opt-in with affirmative consent.

Data is essentially walking around introducing all of the main characters to the audience.

Sounds a lot like DS9’s In the Cards (525).