I think it would depend on who exactly is asking. My little christian friend, who probably thinks blowjobs are just the naughtiest thing out there, might get the suggestion of some very mild kinks, like a blindfold in the bedroom or getting one of those dice games where you have an action die and a body part die. My more ‘experienced’ friends? I think I’d recommend some breath play, to breathe that fresh air in, or some light pain/stimulus/deprivation. Remote control toys that are controlled by the partner during the day are always good as well, especially if it’s not (because they’re new and we’re being safe about this) something that could get them in trouble.

Doesn’t look little at all, mate!

Heh, appreciate what you’ve got, matey. It is amazing in relationships when things line up like that, whether sexual or in other areas.

it sucks that there aren’t a lot of options to get us both off at the same time

I’m trying to think here, and the only ones I know of are either plain addons (like taping a vibrator to the area), or an attachment/device that works like the rabbit vibrators. I personally have an anal kink, and have always wanted to try the toys that go in both at once.

Have a very serious (and hopefully short) conversation with the other half and put all faith in it having a positive outcome.

… I also might start pursuing ideas on how to prove there’s a trickster god or we’re in an alien experiment or in a simulation.

Then I’d test to see what it feels like for the other sex. I’ve always been curious.

I would happily do it to the partner. I don’t know how I’d feel about my partner doing it to me. I’d feel bad for them having to put up with the mess. For me, I always like dental dams and condoms, so it wouldn’t even be the fluid portion of it, just the fact that ‘fluidy’ kinks typically involve degradation, so it’s linked in my mind as degrading my partner.

but often penetration alone is not pleasurable enough for women

God, but this needs more awareness. There have even been studies of women’s orgasm where they showed large gaps between penis in vagina only (lowest), penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing, penis in vagina AND woman’s hand rubbing, and penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing being guided by woman’s hand. The numbers were so far apart that it just blows my mind that anyone thinks penis in vagina alone is enough.

Right now your best best is the nsfw asklemmy. It likely gets the most views from people, so you’re more likely to connect.

I love d&d because I grew up with it, but absolutely agree with you. I think that with new players, involving them in the world for roleplay is the most critical part, and character creation with Fate is the best I’ve seen for someone to pick up and use in 10 minutes.

I’m trying not to give any spoilers, but if you want a fantasy series where everybody being equals is an underlying premise of the story, try the witchfire series by james clemens (which I think is a pen name, if I remember correctly; the guy wrote sci-fi and didn’t want to be associated with fantasy).

I like those versions though, because they’ve given us some real bangers. There’s one I was reading where the angel who was supposed to hit the soon-to-be hero with a truck starts getting truck-blocked by a character from the fantasy world because he’s tired of the no-effort heroes coming through and beating the crap out of him because he’s the worf.

People are born this way in the Harry Potter universe and nobody ever changes.

With the caveat that anybody ‘good’ who is doing evil is just under such horrible circumstances! (pearl clutching shrieking) They aren’t bad, they just have horrible backstories. Poor snapeypoo was being bullied for half muggleness, and the girl he loved was so mean to him!

The ones that don’t post with annoying, clickbait ‘engagement driving’ titles. The end.

I think the premise just makes people happy. The books that follow that premise get picked up faster and are more popularized. There has always been trash in young adult/teen fiction, and you have to dig for the good books.

As a recommendation, the novels aimed at kids by Brandon Sanderson are generally excellent. The superhero series even has a kid who, through use of training and his wits, takes on people with superpowers. The sci-fi novels have a touch more of ‘special because of who I am,’ but it’s not a big thing, just a pain point for the protagonist.

I slept-watched through the last two movies. Was there any logical (in the world of the movie, that is) explanation behind the granddaughter thing, or just a forced shift that had nothing to do with previous plotlines?

Wings are probably clipped, so it can halfway power itself up to roof, but now can’t really fly elsewhere. It probably could get down to the ground or to a nearby tree, but think of it in the same manner as a cat. Technically the cat could get down from the tree, but it would have to act in a manner inconsistent with its entire past life (climbing backwards so the claws get grip). So, technically the parrot could get down, but it hasn’t ever been able to fly, so the action (flapping while on a downwards course) needed to get down just doesn’t seem an option to it. I would bet it’s the same feeling a person gets if they can climb/hike to a high point on a cliff, but then can’t jump down from it to the water.

Cold feet? Where sock?

The thing that armies put more money than you’d ever imagine into is footwear. The U.S. spent ungodly amounts on testing various barefoot running stuff when the ‘better than shoed’ claims were getting popular.

There’s LORE??!?

Wait, what’s this about ballet classes? I know their feet usually are injured, but is there more than that?