Jesse, we cook tonight!

It’s a federation game. It would be illogical not to call you on it. This counts towards the seeding in the next Genesis Device round.

Smokey, you crossed the neutral zone. That’s a foul. Mark it zero!

Every time I remote into a new switch and setup vlans. “Hey can you hook the serial cable back up or power cycle it and I won’t be a dummy this time”

I too don’t know my left from right but the dark green is an emu egg

My mom would make gulag when I was young

To El Salvador with you! Oh wait, does Russia send citizens to Max prisons in other countries?

I’ve never had a revolver jam either. Most of the hypothetical defending of myself should end before 6 shots. I will probably still write messages on my brass though.

May I suggest tying a rope to it. You can use it as an anchor. An ankle makes a great tie off point.

Only because it can also be used as a weapon. Kyoketsu-shoge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoketsu-shoge#%3A~%3Atext=The+kyoketsu-shoge+has+a%2Cand+many+such+other+uses.

Hawaiian Pizza is the best pizza, Nickelback is the greatest band, and Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback. Have at it.

Rum is the only thing that gets MY engine going! Rumrumrumrum!

I would like to say that if it was 2018-ish and Elmo was just running around with “not a flamethrower”, this dumpster would still be a piece of shit.

Finger cheese? Like string cheese? In the shape of a finger? Don’t steal my idea!

I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶

Has Yuki made it around the last turn?

Well I only have 1-2 beers a day. 3-4 on Saturday and Sunday. Unless I have a really bad day, or a really good day, then add 1-2 more. Is that more than 8? My thinking ain’t what it used to be.

*Eating raw meat significantly increases your risk of foodborne illness