

A man ate a 7-pound burger. This is what happened to his colon.
Perpetually horny sapphic mommy with crippling ADHD
One day I’m going to regret horny posting on main.
A man ate a 7-pound burger. This is what happened to his colon.
This legit? 😂
Me!
pat pat You’re so adorable
Aight imma host a dinner party with this on the menu
Aww that’s too bad. Would you get another cat?
pat pat I don’t hate you.
Cute~
Oh no! I’m not cute af~ 🤭
I’ve been on vacation for the past week and was too scared to bring my meds so I’ve been a mixed bag of being miserable and having a good time. 😖🫠
I’m coming back home today though so I’m excited to continue my meds again. 😺
also cuddles you like a plushie
cuddles you like a plushie
The cat’s face reminds me of that one scp
This is democracy manifest
Be my live in maid please. If I let you bite me all you want will you promise not to bite the guests at all?
Aww no, I loved old smorty. Your posts and comments were very adorable.