Uh, you allow women characters? OK Mr. Sir Wokesalot. I’m gonna create a mod to get rid of the option to play a female character.

The British have no real value to add to any conversation. If they want to be part of the federation, choose an instance that doesn’t revolve around TERF island

Which one of you fuckers gave the lathe to the Onion?

Fly meeeeee to the moon

Every day I add more and more people to a completely innocuous list.

The remaster is what’s getting me back into pirating. (I’m a broke bitch but I do love me treats)

Every day the material conditions for a revolution ripen more and more.

Welcome back, sorry you had to go through that.

Get this fucking “dye hygedron” out of my water

Ewww…

Not raw enough.

I like the cat champion cause you can’t be targeted as long as the person you attach yourself to doesn’t die, and then you just get to harass your enemies with magic missles. Also you’re a magical cat.

my records say you haven’t showered in a week. Are you okay?

Don’t fuck with a girl’s brunch

Rip

Bigger hog options in character creation

They auto-mute certain profanity and slurs now, and notify everyone in the game what a piece of shit you are if you say them. I do think they game is substantially less toxic now than it was 10 years ago

I thought he already did that?

Mr. president… there’s a gas line there…

You’re fired. I’ll find someone who can make it happen.