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Food bowl was empty for a whole 2 minutes. (There was another full one 3 steps further but that doesn’t matter)

With only 27 your problems can’t be that bad

Well, to be fair, they already said they would die for their family. All of the other things would just interfere with that.

Was at a public toilet. Now life is even shorter.

We do not shit on the couch. We do not barf hairballs onto the carpet.

Which bike is this? It looks like something I can imagine myself riding too :)

Also searching for postal codes does not work on Organic Maps, which is a big frustration for me.

When you are dyslexic and address the christmas letter to the wrong person

Well, if it would only print black, you could not see the text!

At first glance I just thought: Wow, that’s packed in so nicely and fits so well! Then I realized the cover was already on…

Wow, looks amazing!

Lately I have been a huge fan of Zartweizen, you can just use them in nearly any way you would use noodles or even sometimes rice. Also great in salads or soups.

Which country do you plan to move to?

I’m not really a watch person, but that one looks totally great!

And opposed to losing France, it actually is a loss

Navigating in my Ass

Ah! That’s where the cat command lives