All substantially less likely to make me think of condoms

That helps a lot actually, thanks

What a terrible day to be sighted

All I wanted was just one

And it’s the top comment. I’m dying 😂🤣

Watchu know about rollin’ down in the deep?

Just suck a cock.

Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.

Coworker loves extensive code reviews flagging every slight deviation from her preferred patterns but literally cries if pressed on why the change is necessary.

Constantly criticizing and nitpicking but can’t actually point to a firm technical reason. “I just don’t feel comfortable…”

Just posturing to present an appearance of technical authority. Tries to badmouth and backstab challengers, doing more harm to herself than anyone else in the process.

Probably projecting, but I’ve heard enough about her family and upbringing to believe it’s internalized abuse. At the time she was moving back in with her parents , which I think was her falling back into the clutches of her abuser, exacerbating her feelings of vulnerability.

Just trying to be assertive snd protect her autonomy. I did my best to get along and shielded her from consequences.

But I don’t nearly have the energy to deal with it every day. Switched teams. Life is better. Hope she’s found her footing.

It is a lint factory.

I like cereal.

Why is this so horrifying and beautiful?

Is it… encouraging or depressing? I don’t know…

Even as I close my eyes the image remains, haunting my soul…

Cowabunga

I don’t even have the slightest memory. Apparently they didn’t make as big an impact as getting a load of free quarters.

But it was probably some mix of the shooters, like Lethal Enforcers or House of the Dead, some of the side scrollers like Ninja Turtles or Simpsons, fighting games like Marvel vs Capcom or Tekken, a bunch of the ticket earners like skiball so I could get some amazing finger traps or erasers.

No idea what was in that specific arcade. Just a list of some classic favorites

Once I was on a cruise that had one of these in the casino, which you had to cross through to get to the arcade.

As we (kids) passed, the ship rocked and a bunch fell. We started gleefully scooping them up.

An employee thought we’d played and won, but on explaining just made us promise to use them all in the arcade.

Mustache

Seven Pounds

Watched soon after untimely death of a loved one.

Spent like a week in bed after watching.

That must be why they installed it in all those football stadiums.

I’m ignorant of your situation in every way and probably not as knowledgeable or insightful as the other people who have already offered ample advice, but it bothers me enough to drop a comment anyway on the off chance I might help.

“… tells me I’m his ideal type…” is, objectively, way into creepy territory.

I’m not saying it’s necessarily unmanageable, but managing it requires an honest assessment.

This profile is likely to delude himself into believing you enjoy being in on this secret at a minimum.

To me it’s more likely he’ll cultivate the fantasy that you outright desire him and are only holding back out of propriety.

Like other people have said, protect your agency and your exit options. Keep your passport safe. Don’t drink with him. Identify someone nearby you would be able to call if you suddenly find yourself unusually tired or dizzy or feel trapped.

Or don’t what do I know. Just my thoughts based on very little.

Tribe

Mandatory magic power classification orb that explodes when touched by the MC

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, the candy corn.