I was going to comment that if I had a drop of the body I had before, I’d be posting those pictures too tbqh. But then I reminded myself of the body dysmorphia I gave myself to achieve that so nevermind lol

But good on Hasan for getting plastered on the jumbotron! He can’t keep getting away with this /s

Oh but there is

I think implicitly lying to voters that Obama endorsed her also played a non-negligible role at the last second. But yeah, it never should’ve been this close

I kept seeing reports of internal polls from her side that said she didn’t have a clear path to victory, but I didn’t think it was going to be this suspenseful

I was hoping it wasn’t going to be a repeat of Kamala’s projection of winning 5 swing states (iirc) defeat, but I’ll take it. Also can’t believe Israel didn’t tell her about this L in her dreams

GFL but the girls are named after locomotives instead of guns 🤔

From “I’m speaking” and “Not here to say I told you so” to “Can I speak?” in only 2 years. That’s honestly kinda impressive in the worst way possible. Hopefully her bid implodes in record time

You mean Israel, a nation where 80+ percent of its population supports the Palestinian Trail of Tears, would struggle to control the output of snuff films?

Well I’ll be dammed. What a conundrum. Truly is a quagmire