Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

This was a tiresome convo to read. Please work on your context clues.

…I was going to do a joke on that angle but I couldn’t make it funny enough not to hurt

Good job team

nothing splinters a movement like victory

Felt that

❤️

What the fuck is a gaming browser. Browsers show web pages.

Critical support for good-hearted numbskulls. The movement needs people like them.

Benefits of EU membership, you say? Gosh, that does sound nice. Who would vote against that?

Somewhere there’s a weirdo who keeps a meme date reference calendar and always keeps these in circulation. Whoever you are, weirdo: thank you for your contributions to the culture.

As above, so below

Sorry for the miscue, I was agreeing with your view over the person you were talking to

Dear diary,

Do people think I don’t know I’m joking? It’s one of life’s hidden mysteries to me, like the Fermi paradox or what the Reese’s panties are there for, or why I like it so much. Why don’t more candies dress up for the occasion?

Ever since the executive branch started to get more powerful that’s like the main person democracy has needed defending from

The Brexit guy is saying something is the next Brexit, to describe it as some kind of an unforced error, and a looming catastrophe.

I think I need a lie down.

Truly though - What’s more life-affirming than showing contempt for your parents’ presumption to drag you from the void? It shows you’ve really weighed your options and decided to stay and bitch.

I just say whatever I think is funny, okay?

Putin’s paranoia about the colour revolutions led to retaliatory hybrid war so effective that the only way for social democracy to survive is the very thing that he feared - regime change.

You could just buy peanut m&ms

Not enough to build a functioning ego