He’s just now realizing this? lol

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So Oscuro’s Oblivion Overhaul 2.0 essentially?

I go at my own pace since I’m doing their job essentially. It’s their fault they didn’t put enough self-checkout lanes. It gives me time to bag and organize everything logically before returning to my vehicle. If they wanted speed they should either hire more cashiers or build more self-checkout.

I curse the designers of the USB-A standard to not make it flippable just to save a few cents during manufacturing.

Think of the collective time humanity wasted doing the flips.

It’s a tardigrade! (Water Bear)

You have 30 minutes to move your trapezoid.

Flashbacks to Assassin’s Creed 2 where you fistfight with the Pope.

Kellogg would like to know your location

The additions to the image were made without context. If they meant subtitles as an interpretation of what they meant, they should say so. Otherwise it is unclear.

Their evidence: a photoshopped image with Calibri typeface on his knuckles. It’s like they weren’t even trying.

That looks more like a paper towel than a napkin though

$30k for repairs? what the fuck

Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?

I’m one of those who do it so that I’m spared during the robot uprising.

What the hell took so long to find him. These people are incompetent.

Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.

Very appropriate use of the interrobang.

Soon they’ll be like Apple where you can actually go into debt by up to $20 through in-app purchases.