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I mean, have you seen duck penises?

John fried chicken. It’s a southern term that you yankees wouldn’t get, don’t ya know. It refers to John, of the johnathan name, who first fried chicken. He did it a long time ago, don’t ya know.

It’s not a thing, sorry. You’ve been misled. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/yellowstone-volcano-erupt-more-magma-found

Here’s a video with a really cool dive into the science behind it. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=ypn3Fe_PLts

I did this when I forgot a pair of shoes once. I felt so bad, but also so sly. The poor clerks probably have to deal with foot smell often, but it still just felt icky.

Your imagination isn’t accounting for all the insanity that people loading themselves do. Loading might be faster for the carried folks.

Some airlines do allow two bags.

It’s because of safety standards. 50 pounds isn’t a set limit, but you can see how any decent lawyer can take that NIOSH model used and get a crapton of money from a company if an employee does get hurt lifting more, so conservative companies that don’t want to have to pay out will set that limit themselves.

I don’t think it’s all that unlikely that parts of the military arrest Trump and his administration… Trump is deeply unpopular among the military top brass, and they tend to still value the constitution

They also value their paychecks, and have to consider a lot more than just whether or not they dislike him. The first magat that is given an order against trump is likely to shoot them, and will be able to claim he was just following the principle of not following unlawful orders, AND that he was following the law by trying to then place them under arrest, they resisted, and had to be shot in the scuffle.

Military schisms are tough bitches to handle. I’d say that it is extremely unlikely, as in won’t happen unless trump decides to go to war with canada and europe and china and russia and india at the same time, that the military does anything.

Good. Get rid of pests.

I almost wish 1984 was the reality, but it’s a horrible mix of 1984 and Brave New World. Rather than just being oppressed due to fear of your comrades turning you in, like 1984, we also get people happily ignoring everything bad to get their fix of the fixed slice of the world presented to them.

If it was just 1984, at least I’d have hope that enough people could see the problem, rise up against the problem, and not have to contend with the contented masses that just want the status quo.

Chad-to-be gets to learn the hard way about lighting, styling, product lining, beard profiling… and facial structure.

it doesn’t have enough upvote potential or attention seeking quality to it for him.

The ocean and the skyscraper both have horror stories aplenty for the dead coming back. In one, you ooze from the dark places, foul, rotting; and in the other you crawl out of the depths, bloated, fetid, teeming with the spawn of crabs and sea horses.

The car one might just be walking corpse.

…well? What are the rules?

Edit: These replies have a lot less rules about how to fuck water, or in water, than I expected.

Especially if it’s blue powerade for

That’s amusing, because it always seemed like blue powerade was the default nozzle for the ‘water’ option at the other style of machine, so it was getting that contamination there as well.

As long as you’re not studying biology, you get a pass on this one.

Because one (obviously not all) of the problems that HOAs were created to solve is still around: terrible neighbors. It’s not always an option to pick the best neighbors when you’re looking at a home, and HOAs at least let you quickly see that your neighbor isn’t going to be dumping sewage or old rusted machines in your yard. They also can be a quicker, more accessible route than going through with an individual lawsuit if your neighbor does begin acting like an ass. I’ve had to deal with bad neighbors in rural and suburban settings, and I would honestly pick HOA over that.

I wouldn’t live in an HOA neighborhood if I could avoid it, but I also wouldn’t want to live in a neighborhood if I could avoid it. Give me a large, spacious, well-insulated apartment in an urban area and I’d be happy.

I’ve sometimes included it in my usernames just to catch the fuckers who will cozy up thinking I’m one of them. I love flipping that script in pvp games.

creepy woman TSA agent

No need to even be creepy. If this is a white dude, just have a black agent do the same. I bet he’ll be so fucking freaked out that he’ll call the cops right then.

Hell, the mortal kombat fan trailer was fantastic. There are some talented folks out there.