This is just one agency too. All the others are getting fucking gutted staffing wise with a lot still under hiring freezes (besides the gestapo adjacent ones, they’re doing great getting funneled racks on racks).

Fire season is shaping up to be a bad one as well in the coming months

A lot of people should be lined up for the amount of easily avoidable deaths that are coming

New fema acting administrator looks like a goddamn demon. Lives with his two large adult sons

New pope? Yeah, I fucked him.

Fetterman was sitting at a table by himself, slowly sipping a Coke and refusing to talk with anybody. Later that day, another staffer heard an alarming report from a journalist: Fetterman had just walked, obliviously, into the road and was nearly struck by a car.

Sorry, I keep thinking about this, it’s so funny

Vaxxed?

I’m blue prince posting

I’m on day 70 and I still haven’t connected the pump room or the laundry to a power source, I even upgraded my aquarium to be another power source like 25 days ago

Had a day where I had 300 coins and the casino with 5 extra spins unlocked and my game crashed. So close to buying the blue tent.

Usa china

Having doodoo asses

Drafting chamber of mirrors so I can go and den and den instead of and den no and den

I’m allowed a little sneering when a 1/3rd of the signs mention Ukraine or NATO but I honked my horn and waved like a good little liberal

What the fuck is in the middle, some kind of walrus angel?

No one talks about puppy CTE

Babies deserve kino too

Pokemon should of been taken out back old yeller style, revived like that ben garrison marx comic, and then given to somebody crazy like kojima or swery. Pokemon games are fun in theory, they just need somebody who doesn’t know fucking anything about pokemon to make these game

I want Norman Reedus playing patty cake with a quagsire and pissing on himself when he gets stung by tentacools and getting to battle all of kojimas celebrity friends.

Y’all got infinite money, do something with it!!!

I’ll be there, please someone love me 😭

It wouldn’t even be adventurism anymore, the masses will it. The masses of hexbear that is and gamers for his inexcusable POE2 cheating

Wait til yer agency sends out an email saying we fully support the presidents EO on defending women from those stinky trans people. I think today’s the deadline on that one

Pronouns are an affront to women

Saw a new type of girl today

Drives pickup truck with mountain do me and you just got passed by a girl stickers, drives the exact speed limit for 15 miles, doesn’t pass anyone

It’s unclear, the email that was sent reads like what I said but OPM released a memo that says they should be put on admin leave unless needed to continue critical work or transfer responsibilities which is to be determined by agency which lol means you’ll be working still.

It’s not even a buyout, it’s a you get to keep teleworking but you voluntarily resign by September.

King of deals, at it again