When it reaches another sentient species, in another Eleventy Thousand Years, let me know.

I’m joking sarcastically, it’s cool it’s still functional, and a testament to real engineers.

Sail on, Vger. Just don’t come back to kill us.

Thank you, Professor Askshully P. Dantic.

I have to agree.

I’m old, and most roads were 2 lane when I was a child. These problem didn’t exist then.

Yesterday, I had to drive for at least 15 miles behind a transfer truck doing 45 because an idiot decided to cruise in the passing lane right beside it. I see it at least once a week.

What’s so hard about understanding the left lane is THE PASSING LANE. FOR PASSING CARS IN THE RIGHT LANE?!

I’m so sorry I disappointed you. I care very much.

No, it really isn’t.

It’s an aircraft worth over $100 million, and given to him “free.”

And fuck that “It’s junk, not worth much…”

You’re not clever, or smart.

I feel special.

I’ve been brigaded by a squad of Troll Farm employees making 0.19 Rubles per day.

Why such a bitch?

Putin is a bitch.

It smells a lot like Russian troll farm.

I didn’t mention anything outside of the US.

Why so ignorant?

Oh that’s right, spending on your life online, instead of touching grass.

I’m not your "fam.’

I’m educating young people who haven’t gone through it yet.

Because people who have no idea what they’re talking about are stating:

"Hurrr, hurrr, I’ve never gone through that much…’

Well, now you’re learned something.

When you’re the caretaker of an 88 year old mother with diabetes, you go through that much.

And since you’re a ignorant young male, women dab their urethra after they piss, which my mother does at least a dozen times a day.

You’ll understand after you move out of your parent’s house.

And when one of you “Well, Akshully…” cunts try to save face, you’re wrong, and ignorant, and sound stupid to actual adults.

Huh?

They don’t have to.

They just have to stop being doormats and wimps, and be aggressive. Punch the bullies in the nose. Outmaneuver them, beat them to the punch.

I try. I try, my friend.

Best wishes in your parenthood. Be kind.

Yeah, this is shit, literally.

In my 2 person home, we go through a 12 pack in 2 weeks.

Let the homeless eat the arms of the rich!

I never wanted human children, either.

But I ended up being a cat or dog dad, occasionally, through the years.