The rumor that existed in every single school that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own penis

All my servers are Debian. All my personal machines are Fedora KDE.

Welcome. Welcome to City Tehran-teen. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City Tehran-teen that I elected to establish my new supreme leadership here, in the power vacuum so thoughtfully provided by our adversary. I have been proud to call City Tehran-teen my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City Tehran-teen, it’s safer here.

At least, it’s not just someone watching a YouTube video of someone else playing

I would much rather pay nothing to watch a human being play a video game than purchase a video game just to watch the game play itself. I say this as someone who has zero interest in twitch, let’s play, etc.

Just save your money and pirate a fucking a movie at that point.

All this stuff to protect the kids

None of this is to protect the kids

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“Protect the kids” is just the current excuse to erode privacy and implement further government surveillance measures. If this was truly about protecting children they’d be regulating social media companies to stop them from being so harmful in the first place.

And you can use monero to pay for your subscription, too. No need to give them any identifiable payment info.

Starbucks intentionally over roasts their beans well past the ideal roasting point. They do this to ensure a consistent flavor across locations, but to me it just tastes like shitty burnt coffee.

At the end of the day, Starbucks is a coffee chain in name only. Their menu is largely milk-based and many of their products happen to have some coffee in them, so I guess it doesn’t matter too much if the coffee component is sub-par.

This is happening as Russia is actively feeding intelligence to Iran so they can kill even more Americans in a war no Americans wanted or asked for that we’re fighting on behalf of Israel. Way to go, MAGA, your America first, no more wars, president of peace is knocking it outta the park.

about 90% of articles about climate change have something to that effect

And the other 10% are like “guys we may have passed the point of no return years ago”

I have a plan to get AGI, Arthur! I just need another trillion dollars! Another trillion dollars and some god-damned faith!

Well the DNC certainly wouldn’t want to look rude by politically capitalizing on this, so instead they’ll let us know they’re “deeply concerned” and carry on with their day.

You think anon is fit enough to make it through boot camp? He’d be more at home in ice.

The guy used spray-on hair before a TV interview. We don’t need to do anything to make him look goofy.

Would the Trump administration lie?

We will release the Epstein files

I have the Epstein files on my desk

All of the files have already been released

There are no files, never were

There are files but they exonerate everyone on our side and implicate all of our opponents. No you can’t see them, just trust us bro.

Why are you still talking about the Epstein files?

The files are a democrat hoax… But they still exonerate Trump somehow

Okay here’s the files, but Trump isn’t in there once.

Okay we removed the 10,000 mentions of trump that we missed.

Stop talking about this, Dow is over 50k!

World War III is no time to discuss the Epstein files

You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m obviously not gonna steal anything. Sure, accidents happen from time to time. The supermarket decided to replace their cashiers with self checkout operated by random non-employees, after all. If I happen to ring up filet mignon as a Roma tomato, I think that’s just the inevitable result of outsourcing your labor to untrained civilians with no incentive to accurately do the job .

But what about all the honor and glory that comes with dying for an oil company’s bottom line? Or dying to distract the public from the fact that the president is a child rapist?

The term for this is protein poisoning or protein toxicity. Less formally, rabbit starvation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_toxicity