Someone forgot their Prozium

Forgetting the #1 rule of jokes

If you don’t understand it just laugh anyway

False God of equality

It’s name is Equalor and it’s really cool, we hang out and smoke sometimes

That’s right folks

Conan O’Brien? Hamas

T.S. Eliot? Hamas

Rashida Jones? Hamas

Barack Obama? You better believe he’s Hamas

I feel as if he would prefer Industrial

Probably be a big fan of Laibach

Thousands of magic nannies flying through the air on umbrellas

Wonder if they bothered to update their code to prevent another attack or if they’re just gonna try and ride it out

Not even using the asterisk right shaking my damn head

Rest in Pieces Bozo

Simple time. I'm Set. I'm a pie. Makes my shadow grow

But sometimes necessary

There were rumors of it being a work in progress last year…

Just like my posts, the Loch Ness Monster is a slap-dash assortment of random garbage that have fooled people for years

Stalin has ascended to a higher plane of existence

Living in the Akashic Record

(casual transphobia)

I can put aside my empathy to bash Joe Rigney over the head with a ball-peen hammer

So glad I never got an official diagnosis right now